Me: You will probably be amused by this: http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/2011/08/03/so-youre-mad-about-something-on-the-internet/

Jack: lol. I already saw that. I did think of you <3 ( Read more... )

( Wall o' Nerdity )

So, a couple of weeks back, Jack told me that he hoped I had the Mackenzie/Gloria fight scene wrapped up before WisCon because he didn't want to be waiting for that to be resolved for a week or more. "What are you talking about?" I said to him. "Wiscon's only one weekend." And he said, "Yes, but you'll be too tired and too busy to get anything done ( Read more... )

Me: Hey, Levar Burton's live-tweeting his first taste of absinthe.
My Housemate: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah... but you don't have to take my word for it.

...and now, my life is complete.

Jack: "Hey, did you talk to specific person about specific thing like you said?"

Me: "Well, not yet... things have gotten a little more complicated."

Jack: "How so?"

Me: "Well, I can't remember... did I tell you about specific thing involving specific personJack: *auditory equivalent of a blank stare ( Read more... )

My Sister: Don't worry, you still have plenty of time to ruin Christmas.
My Brother: I still have time? The spirits... they did it all in one night!
My Mother: It's this blizzard that's really ruining Christmas for a lot of people.
Me: Personally, I'd be more inclined to suspect the sinister hand of those vile secular humanists.
My Mother: That ( Read more... )